It’s official: Patricia Richie-Folks has the active support of Brittany St. Jordan, known as “the tattooed tranny of your shemale dreams,” for her election to the Manassas City Council. Not only has St. Jordan graced this blog with “her” personal insight in defense of Richie-Folks, but apparently has encouraged quite a few of those who admire “her” performances in homosexual-themed adult films employing women sporting male body parts to chime in as well. It’s all rather amusing, albeit quite a damning display of what this Richie-Folks crowd is all about.
Quite a novel election tactic for Manassas Democrats — get a transsexual porn star to spearhead a campaign for city council. I wonder if it’ll work?
Here’s St. Jordan in “her” own words:
I am curious how anyone being a friend of a friend of mine online and who has not ever spoken to or met me in person has any bearing on their ability to be a part of the Manassas government body. Your skewed logic of thinking that simply being my friend someone turns people into a sexual deviant and instantly have the overwhelming instinct to perform bizarre sexual acts down the main street of Manassas. It is Facebook not a Sunday brunch where we are all donned in leather and taking turns spanking one another while enjoying a tasty blend of VA wines and succulent cheese.
I understand that within your little bubble of puritanical wrath and hatred that anyone who doesn’t follow God’s law must be persecuted and dealt with accordingly. Well, I talked to God last night and she told me that you are way off base with your tirades and constant attacks on anyone who doesn’t follow your strict line of beliefs. She also said that for all of your gaybashing and mistreatment of people you are going straight to hell. The good news is though, if you turn your life around and start treating people fairly she is willing to give you a second chance.
Remember boys and girls, it’s usually the craziest people who have the loudest voices telling everyone else the world is going to end.
I figure Patricia Richie-Folks ought to put this in a campaign flyer and hand it out to voters, and get KK’s Temptations to pony up for the printing. I just bet this witty prose will do wonders for her election chances, since it so clearly connects with the values of Manassas voters. Heck, if KK’s can’t afford to do it if the local pornography industry, fueled by their sales of Brittany St. Jordan’s ouevre “Transsexual Prostitutes #68” can’t quite manage to underwrite the effort, maybe readers could pony up some of their own money and help out in this worthy cause.
This message is so useful and important, I’d hate to see it not reach voters in time for the election. That would be a real shame.
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