It’s official, now. I utterly despise the College Republicans.
Once, several years ago, I succumbed to an urge to be charitable to this organization and gave them probably about $50. Ever since then I get a phone call once every week asking for more money. I am now convinced the only purpose of that organization is to endlessly harass people with telemarketing calls in order to fund further telemarketing efforts, no matter how many times you ask them to stop. They are a plague, a pestilence, a civic disease from which there is no cure.
I may soon have to resort to cancelling my telephone service. In one fell swoop I would eliminate a large proportion of my life’s annoyances.
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