In honor of Jeanette “Moonfruit” Rishell announcing her campaign for a spot on the Manassas Park Governing Board in November, here’s a look back at one of the more amusing gaffes this nut is so well known for.
This is going to be a very amusing election year. I never would have thought we’d ever see Rishell on the campaign trail again after she embarrassed herself so badly in her campaigns against Jackson Miller. How many spectacularly ignominious deaths can a political candidacy endure?
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