So instead of securing our borders and getting and keeping illegal aliens out of the country, Customs and Border Patrol helicopters are flying around the DC area dropping stuffed animals helping high school kids get dates. This reminds me of how NASA has been repurposed to conduct diplomacy in the muslim world, albeit with less than stellar results.
Let’s hope this high school kid has better luck.
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