With porn shop owner Paige Critchley announcing her support for the Joe May campaign in a comment here on BVBL, we thought it might be a nice gesture to offer the May campaign some graphic design help with their next mail piece which really ought to feature this surprise development. It’s not every day that a Republican House of Delegates campaign gets endorsed by someone who runs a porn shop next to an Elementary School in West Virginia.
Critchley has already asked the May campaign for a 4×8 sign to put on her property on their facebook page as well as saying right here “I assure you I won’t be voting for David LaRock,”making what may be the first active entrance of someone in the sex industry into a Republican primary campaign. She obviously feels that Joe May would be a strong champion of her interests given her sudden engagement in this primary campaign, and such a testament just might just seal the deal for Joe May on June 11th.
Every little bit helps, and I’d like to know that I’ve done my part. I took the liberty of selecting the free gifts myself, all chosen from the inventory of Sensual Nights or from pictures on their website, just to help add that little bit of extra excitement regarding this extraordinary political development. It’s worth it. Really.
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