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Pornographers Endorse Joe May

By Greg L | 3 June 2013 | Loudoun County, Virginia House | 17 Comments

With porn shop owner Paige Critchley announcing her support for the Joe May campaign in a comment here on BVBL, we thought it might be a nice gesture to offer the May campaign some graphic design help with their next mail piece which really ought to feature this surprise development.  It’s not every day that a Republican House of Delegates campaign gets endorsed by someone who runs a porn shop next to an Elementary School in West Virginia.

Critchley has already asked the May campaign for a 4×8 sign to put on her property on their facebook page as well as saying right here “I assure you I won’t be voting for David LaRock,”making what may be the first active entrance of someone in the sex industry into a Republican primary campaign.  She obviously feels that Joe May would be a strong champion of her interests given her sudden engagement in this primary campaign, and such a testament just might just seal the deal for Joe May on June 11th.

Every little bit helps, and I’d like to know that I’ve done my part.  I took the liberty of selecting the free gifts myself, all chosen from the inventory of Sensual Nights or from pictures on their website, just to help add that little bit of extra excitement regarding this extraordinary political development.  It’s worth it.  Really.

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  1. Jeanine Martin said on 3 Jun 2013 at 2:18 pm:
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    That’s hilarious! A new group could be formed, “Porn shop owners for Joe May”!

  2. JoeNobody said on 3 Jun 2013 at 3:55 pm:
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    Easy Greg. Remember the last time you infuritated the sexual deviant crowd. You had a tranvestite porn star , Brittany St. Jordan get all mad on you and brought all his shemale friends with him.

    I wonder of porn star CourtneyCummz will be donating to the May campaign? She’s a #1 supporter of this “purveyor of the finest filth”


  3. Not Larry Sabato said on 3 Jun 2013 at 11:24 pm:
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    Greg, I see an error on here. You have the cover for Girl-Girl Fart Lickers 3 posted, but the title you have indicates it is episode one. Please clarify which is available as the free gift as I’m sure the plot would be hard to follow for those starting on episode 3.

  4. Not J. Stanley said on 4 Jun 2013 at 7:11 am:
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    We believe that “Not Larry Sabato” goes for a different kind of pornography . . .

  5. Barbara Munsey said on 4 Jun 2013 at 9:40 am:
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    Bear in mind that LaRock is one of the crowd that attacked David Ramadan as an evil terrorist sharia-practicing Islamist, whose every word was a lie because of taqqiya, then turns around and lies himself when expedient, because born-again Christian taqqiya is apparently A-OK.

    Between LaRock and his fellow Tax Pig mad bomber JG, the 33rd may end up with an equally cut out D if they can find someone to run, and that they will if LaRock manages to win the primary.

    The guy is running for the legislature and he claims that it was okay for him to tear down a sign on private property because he thought it was illegal to have ads for businesses in other states?

    I can’t vote for or against him, but vote against him I would if that was my district, based on his ugly, stupid and intruthful antics during the Metro fight alone.

    With the big one being untruthful, as if it’s alright for HIM, when one of his favorite epithets toward anyone with whom he disagrees is “liar”.

    So, you all have fun out there with your targeted potential loss, or pyrrhic victory, and then let’s move on to either the gift of a real drag on the main ticket, or a D in what has been a solid R seat, with a pretty good record being relentlessly attacked by “Christian” taqqiya.

    Bearing in mind of course that an actual overall win is not the most important thing: throwing bombs and having something to ***** about IS, for some.

    Flame away.

    (p.s.–now that the handmade “tax hiker” signs are appearing illegally in Leesburg–like the handmade “no metro tax” also illegally placed during the Metro fight when LaRock previewed a lot of his ugly and untruthful attack behaviors–what’s with the May signs they’re paired with? Does May have two kinds of signs, or has someone in the LaRock group paid to professionally print fake May signs to go with the tax ones? That has JG written all over it.)

  6. John of Loudoun said on 4 Jun 2013 at 4:55 pm:
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    Bunch of naysayers! Just think what Metro will do for the economy when it reaches Bunker Hill, WV!

  7. Thomas Jefferson said on 5 Jun 2013 at 1:04 am:
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    I thought there was a law prohibiting felons from serving in the General Assembly?

    If LaRock wins, will he be seated? If not, could part of Loudoun and Clarke counties be without representation?

    Also, if LaRock’s suspended jail time is revoked, how can he go to Richmond if he is in jail?

    These are important questions?

  8. Jeanine Martin said on 5 Jun 2013 at 2:46 am:
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    It IS illegal to have a business sign advertising a business out of state. Check the Law Barbara. The sign was pornographic AND illegal.
    LaRock got the equivalent of a ticket. It was NOT a felony and he’s not been convicted of anything.

    Sheeze. Joe May’s folks are lying all over. With a consultant like Corry Bliss, I’d expect nothing less.

  9. Barbara Munsey said on 5 Jun 2013 at 7:38 am:
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    Not pornographic, except perhaps in Bowdler land. One of the excuses was that he thought it was illegally placed in the ROW, but I notice he didn’t righteously tear down the fence too.

    Not saying anyone has to think Joe May is sliced bread, but the fact that the Tax Pig is running in a targeted primary doesn’t make him Jesus the sign savior, or May satan himself.

    As with the antics of the Tax Pig, who attacked Ken Reid in the July 4 parade, urging him to leave Loudoun or, on their website briefly, commit suicide for daring to disagree with the pig, which showed SUCH good sense in an event with Romney, Allen, etc, the usual antics of the bomb squad will be a welcome addition to this fall’s much bigger races.

    Keep up the good work, kids.

  10. Barbara Munsey said on 5 Jun 2013 at 7:40 am:
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    p.s. to John of L–what’s with the homemade signs paired with professional fake May signs? Illegally in the ROW in some places, I might add? (does that make them pornography? :D )

  11. Anonymous said on 5 Jun 2013 at 8:46 pm:
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    How nice to have an excuse to post your tast in porn greg! lol

  12. Jeanine Martin said on 6 Jun 2013 at 3:10 am:
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    Barbara do you mean Freedom Works signs? Red with a white star? Like this: http://virginiavirtucon.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/may-campaign-ploy-backfires/

    Or the blue and white anti Joe May signs by Americans for Tax Reform? Neither are homemade signs.

  13. Barbara Munsey said on 6 Jun 2013 at 3:38 pm:
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    Nope, not the Freedom Works signs. These were red and white, but had a picture of May, and appeared professionally produced. They were paired with homemade “tax hiker” signs, that look like the “no metro tax” signs from the Tax Pig, some of which are still moldering away atop utility poles in eastern Loudoun.

  14. The Bulletproof Monk said on 7 Jun 2013 at 10:44 pm:
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    Greg…..you finished what I started on TBPM…http://thebulletproofmonk.blogspot.com/2013/05/joe-mays-desperation.html

    And you excelled , sir!

  15. Egad! said on 8 Jun 2013 at 7:24 pm:
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    The first graphic on this post, with the purple background, is the sign that was on the property owners fence that Dave LaRock ripped down. It also had the address of the store printed on it. So, if the sign that got Dave LaRock arrested and convicted is indeed pornography, then this web site is also a porn site.

  16. The Bulletproof Monk said on 8 Jun 2013 at 9:07 pm:
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    Sorry excuse for logic, Egad….try again. Do you idiots have no actual intellectual depth??

  17. Those With Intellectual Depth said on 10 Jun 2013 at 8:46 pm:
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    That would be have “any”, Mr. Monk.

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