Hey, Scott Jacobs! This is just a friendly head’s-up that I know who is in this picture committing a Class 1 Misdemeanor on behalf of your campaign, and based on just how close they are to you that it would be pretty laughable to say that you didn’t have anything at all to do with folks committing crimes on behalf of your campaign if you just let the next day or so pass without taking any action at all here. I know it’s been kind of a challenge to comply with the law during your campaign and there’s a long laundry list of elections law violations that you’ve managed to rack up, including failures to provide finance disclosures on campaign emails, on your campaign advertisements, and of course about placing signs. But outright willful violations of the criminal code is just a special kinda campaign lawlessness that just isn’t going to fly with me.
I’ve kinda run out of patience here.
Let’s get this cleaned up by Monday, ok? It would be far preferable to see your close associates get right with the law on their own terms instead of me having to go through the trouble of getting them right with the law on the law’s terms. It takes a lot of time, and then I’d have to write yet another post about your silly campaign, and I’d rather just be done with this circus you’re hosting.
Time’s a-wasting here. How about you prove to me you’re an honest man before I have to demonstrate the opposite.
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