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Jesus Is Dead, Let’s Party!

By Greg L | 3 April 2015 | Manassas City | 11 Comments

So tonight, in honor of Jesus Christ being tortured, nailed to a cross, and sacrificing His life in atonement for your sins, you can go out and party in the City of Manassas as part of “Founder’s Day.” ┬áThere’s really nothing more fitting to recognize the horror and descent into hell that Jesus experienced on your behalf than knocking back a few at a beer Garden, participating in trivia contests, or getting a book signed by the author.

Yes, I understand that not everyone is a Christian, but there’s utterly no way I can imagine an observant Christian attending such a thing tonight.

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  1. winston said on 4 Apr 2015 at 6:53 am:
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    Observant of what? Quite a few denominations don’t recognize what others of us consider to be Christian “holidays” and they consider Good Friday just another Friday. I don’t know if they will be out drinking, or not but I’m also not caring.

  2. Anonymous said on 5 Apr 2015 at 8:45 am:
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    It’s all about the money in “Historic old town Manassas”. What street will they spend a cool million to pave over next for the greedy faux Republicans to brag about next?

  3. Wang Li said on 5 Apr 2015 at 7:00 pm:
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    Every body know big bike seat guy want come back mayor spend even more big yen in the town

  4. Anonymous said on 6 Apr 2015 at 10:09 am:
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    Wang Li, are you referring to former Manassas City Councilman Andrew Harrover?

    Does Mr. Harrover want to be the Manassas Mayor when and if current Mayor Hal Parrish wins Chuck Colgan’s Senate seat?

    Please tell!

  5. Wang Lo said on 7 Apr 2015 at 6:12 am:
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    Has anyone actually asked Mr. Harrover? There appear to be several people interested.

  6. JustaJoe said on 7 Apr 2015 at 1:52 pm:
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    Too bad the Mayor doesn’t develop Budget or set spending priorities. All the mayor does is run the Council meetings, cut ribbons, and vote to break ties. If, as Wang Li posits former councilman Harrover wanted to spend heap-big yuan on old-town projects, being mayor in a “weak mayor” system of government, wouldn’t be the way to accomplish it.

  7. Wang Chung said on 7 Apr 2015 at 3:21 pm:
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    Well he has at least three other big spender yes votes (Wolf, Elston, Bass) and maybe a forth in Way to spend the city dry Joe

  8. Anonymous said on 13 Apr 2015 at 9:12 pm:
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    I guess you don’t know bikes very well my friend.

  9. anonymous said on 14 Apr 2015 at 7:49 am:
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    But we all know a big ass when we see one

  10. Anonymous said on 14 Apr 2015 at 6:31 pm:
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    That’s funny!

  11. Done With Jebus Freaks said on 18 Apr 2015 at 4:51 pm:
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    News flash, most adults don’t believe in an invisible man watching over them and granting wishes. Your god is a pathetic psychopath, and the sooner your stupid ancient superstitions are forgotten, the better.

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