Humor & Satire Category Archives
Steve Thomas Announces For Chairman
26 February 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 5 Comments
I was very surprised to learn that Steve Thomas, a fixture in the Manassas City Republican Committee has just announced his candidacy for Chairman. Steve has served as the Operations Chairman and Vice-Chairman of the Manassas City Republican Committee, as well as serving as the Operations Chairman for Help Save Manassas. A former Marine officer […]
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Back To Back Funnies
25 February 2010 | Illegal Aliens, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 31 Comments
Manassas News & Messenger opinion writer Michael Shannon offered us a real treat in his column today entitled “The 2010 Mexican Roundup“, which is published the day after a former illegal alien tries to take WMAL Host Chris Plante to task for not being sufficiently ‘enlightened’ about the unlawful presence of illegal aliens. While “Prince […]
The Trashman Cometh
11 February 2010 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 28 Comments
Got this video clip from a friend last week and felt it’s too funny not to share. Who the heck walks around with a bag of trash hidden under a poncho looking for someone else’s trash cans to leave it next to?
When Ya Gotta Go…
6 February 2010 | Humor & Satire | 46 Comments
Too funny.
Note: Video link is fixed
A “Man Hug” For Gaudencio Fernandez?
4 January 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 6 Comments
Just to mess a little bit with the Manassas News & Messenger, I’m thinking of inviting Gaudencio Fernandez to participate in a press conference with me and thus rock Jonathan Hunley’s world a little bit.
Your thoughts?
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The Obama Subservience Tour Continutes
24 November 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
This time Obama bows down to Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, following his previous bowing before the Japanese Emperor. Reportedly, North Korean dictator Kim Jung-Il is anxious to have Obama come visit so he can render similar honors.
H/T: Hope Is Not A Foreign Policy
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No More Bills!
19 November 2009 | Humor & Satire | 15 Comments
This is just too funny.
Our Patriot-In-Chief
13 November 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 39 Comments
Once again, President Obama demonstrates his deep love and profound respect for the United States of America in this photo taken yesterday. He actually stood up for the National Anthem, and didn’t fidget once.
Meanwhile, Dictator Hugo Chavez of Venzuela behaves a bit differently in similar circumstances. Maybe Obama should set him straight or something.
H/T: Charles.
Happy Halloween!
31 October 2009 | Humor & Satire | 34 Comments
Yes, the wave of political correctness that crashed over the resolve of some retailers didn’t prevent everyone from enjoying these creative costumes! Now, which one of these guys should I give the Green Card to?
Your Chance To Approach True Greatness
30 October 2009 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 6 Comments
Who says conservatives have no appreciation for the arts? Well, to prove the naysayers wrong, I bring you two great poets this evening for you, one from old and one quite new, one well recognized, and one not yet so. Readers can judge for themselves which of these most deserves the great honor that one has already […]
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Paul Nichols’ Amazing Transportation Plan
5 October 2009 | 51st HOD District, Humor & Satire | 24 Comments
If the idea of bringing Metro to Woodbridge as a solution to all of the transportation problems in the Route One corridor doesn’t pan out, Delegate Paul Nichols has a fascinating fallback plan.
But if the Metro plan Nichol’s envisions does not work, he quipped Thursday there is another way to bail residents out of gridlock.
“Build sidewalks on 95. People will […]
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Omnipotent, Glenn Beck and I
19 September 2009 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 44 Comments
This comment on the News & Messenger article regarding the upcoming execution of John Allen Mohammed (the Beltway Sniper) demonstrates that there’s still at least one Obama kool-aid drinker left in the county, and he thinks that this website is a big reason the wave of support for Barry “Dear Leader” Obama hasn’t entirely rolled over […]
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Creigh Deed’s Campaign Contracts
5 September 2009 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 17 Comments
Looks like this Creigh Deeds for Governor field office in Prince William County is shutting down. I wonder whether campaign contributions have dried up after weeks of terrible polling, or whether Democrats have lost so much enthusiasm for this campaign that they can’t find the volunteers needed to staff it.
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The Government Can!
1 September 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
H/T: Lee Brothers
Help Luke Torian Find His Hummer!
19 July 2009 | 52nd HOD District, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 12 Comments
Luke Torain apparently misplaced his moral compass, and could use your help. Let’s see what we can do for this man of God.
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A Message From Our Moral Superiors
11 May 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 6 Comments
Here’s a public service message from Congressman Jim Moran and the editorial board of the Manassas News & Messenger. Should terrorists from Guantanamo Bay be relocated to Northern Virginia, and potentially released from incarceration here after the Obama Administration gets tired of being responsible for them and the “stain” they […]
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Happy Earth Day!
22 April 2009 | Humor & Satire | 23 Comments
In honor of “Earth Day” (or Lenin’s birthday, if you prefer) I invite you to enjoy the above video of some members of Earth First. Maybe we can all shed tears in remembrance of all of the horrible things that the human race has visited on Mother Gaia. The […]
Priceless!
10 March 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 67 Comments
Thanks to a loyal BVBL reader for sending this along!
Manassas Park Police: Doing Us All Proud
6 February 2009 | Manassas Park, Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
Given the most recent story of an officer with the Manassas Park Police Department beating up a woman during a traffic stop because she wouldn’t sign a traffic citation and was uncooperative in getting out of her car, this video of another Manassas Park Police Officer hitting a handcuffed suspect with […]
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The Excuse Here Will Be Legendary
10 December 2008 | Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
From the “Too Bizarre to have been made up Department”:
U.S. Customs officials at Dulles International Airport discovered the charred carcasses of three monkeys in the luggage of a traveler arriving from Central Africa.
The monkeys have been confiscated are being examined by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
(source)
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