
Humor & Satire Category Archives
A Message From Our Moral Superiors
11 May 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 6 Comments
Here’s a public service message from Congressman Jim Moran and the editorial board of the Manassas News & Messenger. Should terrorists from Guantanamo Bay be relocated to Northern Virginia, and potentially released from incarceration here after the Obama Administration gets tired of being responsible for them and the “stain” they […]
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Happy Earth Day!
22 April 2009 | Humor & Satire | 23 Comments
In honor of “Earth Day” (or Lenin’s birthday, if you prefer) I invite you to enjoy the above video of some members of Earth First. Maybe we can all shed tears in remembrance of all of the horrible things that the human race has visited on Mother Gaia. The […]
Priceless!
10 March 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 67 Comments
Thanks to a loyal BVBL reader for sending this along!
Manassas Park Police: Doing Us All Proud
6 February 2009 | Manassas Park, Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
Given the most recent story of an officer with the Manassas Park Police Department beating up a woman during a traffic stop because she wouldn’t sign a traffic citation and was uncooperative in getting out of her car, this video of another Manassas Park Police Officer hitting a handcuffed suspect with […]
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The Excuse Here Will Be Legendary
10 December 2008 | Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
From the “Too Bizarre to have been made up Department”:
U.S. Customs officials at Dulles International Airport discovered the charred carcasses of three monkeys in the luggage of a traveler arriving from Central Africa.
The monkeys have been confiscated are being examined by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
(source)
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I Must Have Missed This Broadcast
9 December 2008 | Humor & Satire | 8 Comments
MSNBC once again showing what a quality outfit they are…
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Does “Halloween” Mean “Dumbass For A Day” In A Foreign Language?
31 October 2008 | Crime, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 33 Comments
Today’s evening rush hour at Sudley & Sudley Manor Drive near Manassas
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Liberals: Canada Wants YOU!
21 October 2008 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 14 Comments
Now Alec Baldwin doesn’t have an excuse for failing to follow through… (direct link)
(apologies to readers, as the embed code for this seems to not work on Wordpress, so you’ll have to use the direct link.)
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Heh
17 October 2008 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 71 Comments
This message might just work. Guns scare liberals absolutely witless.
Of course this depends on them being familiar with the Bill of Rights, rather than Das Kapital and Mao’s Little Red Book. Maybe this sign needs a picture of an ugly black gun, just in case.
Which One Here Is The Liberal?
15 October 2008 | Crime, Humor & Satire | 9 Comments
It’s not William Shatner’s character, that’s for darned sure.
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Ask The Answer Guy
23 September 2008 | Humor & Satire | 5 Comments
I get a lot of folks emailing me for information about the political scene, so here’s an installment of “Ask The Answer Guy” to make it easy for everyone. Enjoy.
Our Tribute To Obama The Messiah
27 August 2008 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 27 Comments
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Is Judy Feder Al Franken’s Long Lost Brother?
21 August 2008 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire, US Congress | 3 Comments
Judy Feder’s nutroots are pushing hard for her to win something called the “Progressive Patriots Contest” where website visitors get to vote who will get money from a collection of guilt-ridden wealthy proto-communists. Not surprisingly, Judy resonates well with this crowd with her calls for socialized medicine and her famous battle cry of “My plea […]
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A Surprising “Dear Abby” Letter
20 August 2008 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 18 Comments
Maybe someone here could help this poor guy out…
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Water On Mars!
26 July 2008 | Humor & Satire | 8 Comments
Breaking…
Courtesy of NASA, photographic evidence of water on Mars!
More Diversity At Work
17 July 2008 | Crime, Humor & Satire | 7 Comments
When you’re not allowed to keep a collection of venomous snakes in your Arlington home, what’s an enterprising amateur herpetologist to do? Rent out motel space in Fairfax for these things and let the motel staff deal with them? Apparently so.
The snakes were discovered when some of them died and a motel employee noticed […]
All Your Base Are Belong To Me
16 July 2008 | Crime, Humor & Satire | 12 Comments
Another case of a government bureaucrat run amok, although this one was armed with a grudge and millions of dollars worth of information technology infrastructure. If a state or local government’s system administrator seizes control of all the servers, do we just bow down and welcome our new overlord?
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Here’s Some Democratic Diversity For Ya
1 July 2008 | Crime, Humor & Satire | 15 Comments
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Sometimes Democrats are so open-minded that their brains fall out. This news item (there’s also video) from Durham, North Carolina describes a well known Democratic Party official’s recent bond hearing in a case where he and his wife are charged with kidnapping, torture and sexual abuse that was a component of the couple’s Satanic […]
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It’s Not Easy Being Green
27 June 2008 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 17 Comments
How utterly horked up is Congress, now that the enviro-wackos have taken charge? In this clip from C-SPAN Rep. Ted Poe of Texas revels in the opportunity to explain, to the obvious amusement of Rep. Tom Tancredo who is seated behind him. This brings up an interesting possibility: if […]
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Topping “Over The Top”
24 June 2008 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 38 Comments
A local website that promotes amnesty for illegal aliens and opposes any local efforts to address the negative impacts of illegal immigration has apparently been having quite a discussion about how local efforts to deter illegal immigration are a precursor to inevitable ethnic cleansing and genocide. That’s quite a long stretch well beyond what even […]








