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Oh, That’s A Good One…
20 December 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 10 Comments
Maybe this is the season for good jokes, as well as good cheer. Luke Torian for Lieutenant Governor? Really?
Maybe Virginia Democrats simply don’t have much in the way of alternatives. Or perhaps they’ve finally discovered a sense of humor. If it’s the latter, I thank them for a good laugh that made my season a […]
LMAO At Dumb Campaign Videos
18 November 2011 | Humor & Satire | 1 Comment
NLS makes me seriously consider updating this video about what candidates shouldn’t do. My goodness.
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Hurricane Irene 2011
6 September 2011 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 4 Comments
I think this guy has a real future in broadcasting.
Campaign Videos That Reek
15 July 2011 | Loudoun County, Fairfax County, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
You’re a candidate for office, and you want to get your message out. What better way to do that than with a video? It’s inexpensive, you can do anything you want, and it’s sure to get attention. As Too Conservative and Not Larry Sabato point out today, that wide open field does however allow candidates to pretty much disqualify […]
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PWC News Of The Weird
13 July 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments
From the “truth is stranger than fiction department” comes this gem: a man tries a do-it-yourself home cremation of his Rottweiler, which died the week before. The result was $70,000 in fire damage to his home and a likely citation for burning without a permit.
In related news, a Unitarian Church is expunging from their hymnal any hymns that […]
Dumb Criminals, Part MCLXIIV
5 July 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 9 Comments
Poor, little, criminally-bent hard-up dude. He can’t find a date. He can’t afford something inflatable. To top it off he gets caught by the cops inside the closet of the Woodbridge MVC Late Night store in flagrante dilecto with a blow-up doll. The suspect’s name is — get this — “Little Jim.”
I so value the adult stores […]
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Free Advice For Candidates
3 July 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
July 4th typically kicks off the campaign season in earnest, so here are some tips for candidates on how to present their campaigns in a credible manner with video. See if you can spot which of the examples included are candidates in Virginia - there’s one U.S. Senate candidate and one Virginia Senate candidate, […]
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William “Fireball” Wampler Sets New Land Speed Record
3 June 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
Those boys down in Bristol, VA sure are a humble lot. Mentioned simply as an aside in an article about Senator William Wampler’s retirement announcement is the stunning revelation that he set a new world record for land speed the day before telling Virginia that he would not seek re-election in the Senate of Virginia. […]
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Sen Warner Helps Out Homeless Dude
4 April 2011 | PWCDC, Humor & Satire | 24 Comments
How nice. It appears that Senator Mark Warner paid a visit to the homeless people who have been removed from alongside Interstate 95 in Dale City to bolster their spirits now that they’ve been booted out of their campsite. Here Senator Warner consoles a clearly disturbed homeless individual, and even gives the guy something to […]
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Wisconsin Dems Follow Frank Principi’s Lead
20 February 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 12 Comments
I guess democracy is only democracy when Democrats approve of the outcome of the democratic process, otherwise democracy is effected by democrats running away and not doing their jobs. Think this is unique? It’s not.
This silly drama unfolding in Wisconsin involving Democrat Senators fleeing to Illinois reminds me of when Frank Principi didn’t want a […]
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Just Wondering…
9 February 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
There are probably dozens of people in Virginia named “Mark Warner.” I wonder if any of them would be interested in running for the Democratic nomination for United States Senate in 2012?
Wouldn’t that be fun?
Our Pinnacle Of Culture…
30 January 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments
apparently involves midgets. Now we can really say we have it all in Manassas, since there’s going to be midget wrestling at the Manassas Hard Times Cafe next month.
I wonder if this is going to be a black tie event?
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Major Shake-Up at AFP Virginia
17 January 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 23 Comments
Now this should be interesting…
Leesburg, VA: At a joint press conference with Americans For Prosperity - Virginia and former Governor George Allen to be held tomorrow, Governor Allen will announce the formal name change of Americans For Prosperity - Virginia to “George Allen For Governor”, with AFP Virginia Director Ben Marchi assuming the new leadership […]
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Classic Manassas Park
14 January 2011 | Manassas Park, Humor & Satire | 29 Comments
Too Funny. Only in Manassas Park…
H/T: InsideNova
Giving Some Equal Time
6 January 2011 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City, Prince William County | 19 Comments
Now how much fun would it be if we only showed videos of people who actually made sense? For your viewing pleasure, here’s Illana Naylor of Unity In The Community addressing our local legislative delegation, and sharing the moonbat perspective. Duct tape for your head is optional, but recommended.
When Mutant Ninja Turtles Attack
1 January 2011 | Crime, Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 15 Comments
2010’s entry in the dumbest robber ever in Manassas contest has got to be one of the most amusing stories of the year. It is an absolute miracle this idiot survived his early morning encounter with a store clerk, as an eight foot long piece of raw lumber versus a ball peen hammer would […]
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Cooch-Truthers?
30 December 2010 | National Politics, Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 10 Comments
Please, if you’re one of those moonbats who think “Global Warming” is anything other than a sick, hyper-alarmist fabrication, please put one of these idiotic bumper stickers on your car. As a matter of public safety, being able to identify and keep well clear of motor vehicle operators whose judgment and abilities are so severely […]
Set Yourself On Fire And Win
18 December 2010 | Local Media, Humor & Satire | No Comments
Sometimes what you see in the local paper just makes you go ‘huh?’
According to the National Fire Protection Association, candles cause four percent of all reported house fires in the U.S., 10 percent of fire injuries and six percent of fire deaths.
The Folkstone Road blaze caused at least $100,000 to the house.
If I set myself […]
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Senator Mark Herring’s Steamy Relationship With Rahmbo
17 December 2010 | Loudoun County, Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 4 Comments
Too Conservative has broken a major story tonight about Virginia Senator Mark Herring engaging in homosexual acts with White House former Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel. At this time it is still unknown whether Rahm’s relationship with Herring will impact his current court case in Chicago, Rahm’s candidacy for Mayor in that city, or whether […]
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Manassas, We Have Arrived!
8 December 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 11 Comments
Seriously, can it get any better than this? Manassas Mall is truly the center of the artistic and retail commerce worlds. Carnegie Hall has absolutely nothing on us.
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