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Too Funny
3 December 2010 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 12 Comments
You gotta love it when the far left inadvertently displays their true colors…
I hope I’m wrong about this, but frankly, until Republican’ts start getting a lot more pragmatic about the core function of government, which is to raise revenues and spend money, I can’t see anything productive happening in any area.
I have to admit, […]
Who Will Appear On The Krystal Ball Show?
5 November 2010 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 11 Comments
Bearing Drift has heard rumors that MSNBC is interested in having CPA/educational software consultant/penny stock huckster/failed candidate Krystal Ball participate in a program on their highly respected cable channel. Since a highly respected news outfit needs a highly respectable name for a show with highly respected anchors, Bearing Drift is soliciting readers to contribute ideas […]
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Intervention: Enter The Doctor
16 October 2010 | Gerry Connolly, Humor & Satire | 6 Comments
Episode two: Some of Congressman Gerry Connolly’s constituents meet with the intervention specialist in order to prepare for what is certain to be a difficult ordeal in helping Gerry recover from his addiction to taxes and spending. If you missed episode one, you can find it here.
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Intervention: The Decision
8 October 2010 | Gerry Connolly, Humor & Satire | 12 Comments
Concerned about Gerry’s behavior, some friends decide they need to address his addictive and self-destructive behavior.
This is the first episode of a four part series.
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Union Efficiency Strikes Again
7 October 2010 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
From the you-just-can’t-make-this-stuff-up-department:
The American Postal Workers Union has extended its internal election after thousands of ballots got lost . . . in the mail.
Seriously.
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Tornado Watch Until 10PM
30 September 2010 | PWCRC, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments
National Weather Service:
TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 688 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER
NORMAN OK 455 AM EDT THU SEP 30 2010
TORNADO WATCH 688 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 100 PM EDT FOR THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS
VAC001-013-033-036-041-053-057-059-073-081-085-087-093-095-097-
099-101-103-115-119-127-131-133-149-153-159-175-177-179-181-183-
193-199-510-550-570-595-600-610-620-630-650-670-683-685-700-710-
730-735-740-760-800-810-830-301700-
/O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0688.100930T0855Z-100930T1700Z/
VA: PRINCE WILLIAM COUNTY REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE PATRIOT DINNER
STARTING 730 PM EDT MAY CAUSE HIGH WINDS AND SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE
TO INCUMBENT POLITICIANS.
DEMOCRATS URGED TO TAKE […]
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More Reader Mail
27 September 2010 | Illegal Aliens, Humor & Satire | 18 Comments
Apparently some leftist mental giant, assuaged by the twisted depiction of reality that is an Eric Byler film, decided the best thing they could do to improve the quality and performance of the human species was to send me an email. Honestly, I do revel in these opportunities to ponder the pearls of wisdom that […]
The Summer of Crazy - Part 2
1 September 2010 | Humor & Satire | 15 Comments
As if mosques at Ground Zero and sex shops opening in Old Town Manassas weren’t enough to make this the Summer of Crazy, today an Al Gore inspired eco-nut decided the best way to save the planet was to plant explosives and take hostages at the eco-nut friendly Discovery Channel. The response of Montgomery County […]
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Best Product of 2010
17 July 2010 | Humor & Satire | 10 Comments
There’s a ton of people still who could really use this product. I can’t imagine what it must be like driving around with an Obama sticker on your car these days.
H/T: Virginia Right!
The Next Big Thing: Decorate With Dead Vultures?
24 June 2010 | Humor & Satire | 7 Comments
Be the first office building in your complex to display this creative ornament!
Only in America can you find someone who can supply a fake dead vulture to hang off your building’s roof. While the inclination to display this kind of creative corporate fashion statement would have probably forever eluded me, I can nonetheless celebrate the […]
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For My Friend Chris In Woodbridge
25 May 2010 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 10 Comments
This is for a good friend of mine out in Woodbridge, who has a liberal neighbor that’s decided to make his life a little challenging by renting his basement out to groups of unrelated people and otherwise acting like the back end of a horse. I figure that something like this might encourage somewhat of […]
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Dick Saslaw’s Marijuana Buy Blamed On Minorities
21 May 2010 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 10 Comments
Folks find out that Senator Dick Saslaw’s credit card records have entries showing purchases of “medical marijuana” from California. What happens next? He blames an African-American man and an Hispanic woman for stealing his his identity to buy pot. Yeah, sure. Let’s throw the minorities under the bus every time we get caught with our […]
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Steve Thomas Announces For Chairman
26 February 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 5 Comments
I was very surprised to learn that Steve Thomas, a fixture in the Manassas City Republican Committee has just announced his candidacy for Chairman. Steve has served as the Operations Chairman and Vice-Chairman of the Manassas City Republican Committee, as well as serving as the Operations Chairman for Help Save Manassas. A former Marine officer […]
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Back To Back Funnies
25 February 2010 | Illegal Aliens, Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 31 Comments
Manassas News & Messenger opinion writer Michael Shannon offered us a real treat in his column today entitled “The 2010 Mexican Roundup“, which is published the day after a former illegal alien tries to take WMAL Host Chris Plante to task for not being sufficiently ‘enlightened’ about the unlawful presence of illegal aliens. While “Prince […]
The Trashman Cometh
11 February 2010 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 28 Comments
Got this video clip from a friend last week and felt it’s too funny not to share. Who the heck walks around with a bag of trash hidden under a poncho looking for someone else’s trash cans to leave it next to?
When Ya Gotta Go…
6 February 2010 | Humor & Satire | 46 Comments
Too funny.
Note: Video link is fixed
A “Man Hug” For Gaudencio Fernandez?
4 January 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 6 Comments
Just to mess a little bit with the Manassas News & Messenger, I’m thinking of inviting Gaudencio Fernandez to participate in a press conference with me and thus rock Jonathan Hunley’s world a little bit.
Your thoughts?
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The Obama Subservience Tour Continutes
24 November 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 20 Comments
This time Obama bows down to Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, following his previous bowing before the Japanese Emperor. Reportedly, North Korean dictator Kim Jung-Il is anxious to have Obama come visit so he can render similar honors.
H/T: Hope Is Not A Foreign Policy
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No More Bills!
19 November 2009 | Humor & Satire | 15 Comments
This is just too funny.
Our Patriot-In-Chief
13 November 2009 | National Politics, Humor & Satire | 39 Comments
Once again, President Obama demonstrates his deep love and profound respect for the United States of America in this photo taken yesterday. He actually stood up for the National Anthem, and didn’t fidget once.
Meanwhile, Dictator Hugo Chavez of Venzuela behaves a bit differently in similar circumstances. Maybe Obama should set him straight or something.
H/T: Charles.
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