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PWC News Of The Weird

13 July 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments

From the “truth is stranger than fiction department” comes this gem: a man tries a do-it-yourself home cremation of his Rottweiler, which died the week before.  The result was $70,000 in fire damage to his home and a likely citation for burning without a permit.
In related news, a Unitarian Church is expunging from their hymnal any hymns that […]

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Dumb Criminals, Part MCLXIIV

5 July 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 9 Comments

Poor, little, criminally-bent hard-up dude.  He can’t find a date.  He can’t afford something inflatable.  To top it off he gets caught by the cops inside the closet of the Woodbridge MVC Late Night store in flagrante dilecto with a blow-up doll.  The suspect’s name is — get this — “Little Jim.”
I so value the adult stores […]

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Free Advice For Candidates

3 July 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments

July 4th typically kicks off the campaign season in earnest, so here are some tips for candidates on how to present their campaigns in a credible manner with video. See if you can spot which of the examples included are candidates in Virginia - there’s one U.S. Senate candidate and one Virginia Senate candidate, […]

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William “Fireball” Wampler Sets New Land Speed Record

3 June 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments

Those boys down in Bristol, VA sure are a humble lot.  Mentioned simply as an aside in an article about Senator William Wampler’s retirement announcement is the stunning revelation that he set a new world record for land speed the day before telling Virginia that he would not seek re-election in the Senate of Virginia.  […]

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Sen Warner Helps Out Homeless Dude

4 April 2011 | PWCDC, Humor & Satire | 24 Comments

How nice.  It appears that Senator Mark Warner paid a visit to the homeless people who have been removed from alongside Interstate 95 in Dale City to bolster their spirits now that they’ve been booted out of their campsite.  Here Senator Warner consoles a clearly disturbed homeless individual, and even gives the guy something to […]

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Wisconsin Dems Follow Frank Principi’s Lead

20 February 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 12 Comments

I guess democracy is only democracy when Democrats approve of the outcome of the democratic process, otherwise democracy is effected by democrats running away and not doing their jobs.  Think this is unique?  It’s not.
This silly drama unfolding in Wisconsin involving Democrat Senators fleeing to Illinois reminds me of when Frank Principi didn’t want a […]

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Just Wondering…

9 February 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 3 Comments

There are probably dozens of people in Virginia named “Mark Warner.”  I wonder if any of them would be interested in running for the Democratic nomination for United States Senate in 2012?
Wouldn’t that be fun?

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Our Pinnacle Of Culture…

30 January 2011 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments

apparently involves midgets.  Now we can really say we have it all in Manassas, since there’s going to be midget wrestling at the Manassas Hard Times Cafe next month.
I wonder if this is going to be a black tie event?

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Major Shake-Up at AFP Virginia

17 January 2011 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 23 Comments

Now this should be interesting…
Leesburg, VA: At a joint press conference with Americans For Prosperity - Virginia and former Governor George Allen to be held tomorrow, Governor Allen will announce the formal name change of Americans For Prosperity - Virginia to “George Allen For Governor”, with AFP Virginia Director Ben Marchi assuming the new leadership […]

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Classic Manassas Park

14 January 2011 | Manassas Park, Humor & Satire | 29 Comments

Too Funny.  Only in Manassas Park…
H/T: InsideNova

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Giving Some Equal Time

6 January 2011 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City, Prince William County | 19 Comments

Now how much fun would it be if we only showed videos of people who actually made sense?  For your viewing pleasure, here’s Illana Naylor of Unity In The Community addressing our local legislative delegation, and sharing the moonbat perspective.  Duct tape for your head is optional, but recommended.

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When Mutant Ninja Turtles Attack

1 January 2011 | Crime, Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 15 Comments

2010’s entry in the dumbest robber ever in Manassas contest has got to be one of the most amusing stories of the year. It is an absolute miracle this idiot survived his early morning encounter with a store clerk, as an eight foot long piece of raw lumber versus a ball peen hammer would […]

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30 December 2010 | National Politics, Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 10 Comments

Please, if you’re one of those moonbats who think “Global Warming” is anything other than a sick, hyper-alarmist fabrication, please put one of these idiotic bumper stickers on your car.  As a matter of public safety, being able to identify and keep well clear of motor vehicle operators whose judgment and abilities are so severely […]

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Set Yourself On Fire And Win

18 December 2010 | Local Media, Humor & Satire | No Comments

Sometimes what you see in the local paper just makes you go ‘huh?’
According to the National Fire Protection Association, candles cause four percent of all reported house fires in the U.S., 10 percent of fire injuries and six percent of fire deaths.
The Folkstone Road blaze caused at least $100,000 to the house.
If I set myself […]

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Senator Mark Herring’s Steamy Relationship With Rahmbo

17 December 2010 | Loudoun County, Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 4 Comments

Too Conservative has broken a major story tonight about Virginia Senator Mark Herring engaging in homosexual acts with White House former Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel.  At this time it is still unknown whether Rahm’s relationship with Herring will impact his current court case in Chicago, Rahm’s candidacy for Mayor in that city, or whether […]

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Manassas, We Have Arrived!

8 December 2010 | Humor & Satire, Manassas City | 11 Comments

Seriously, can it get any better than this? Manassas Mall is truly the center of the artistic and retail commerce worlds.  Carnegie Hall has absolutely nothing on us.

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Too Funny

3 December 2010 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 12 Comments

You gotta love it when the far left inadvertently displays their true colors…
I hope I’m wrong about this, but frankly, until Republican’ts start getting a lot more pragmatic about the core function of government, which is to raise revenues and spend money, I can’t see anything productive happening in any area.
I have to admit, […]

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Who Will Appear On The Krystal Ball Show?

5 November 2010 | Virginia Politics, Humor & Satire | 11 Comments

Bearing Drift has heard rumors that MSNBC is interested in having CPA/educational software consultant/penny stock huckster/failed candidate Krystal Ball participate in a program on their highly respected cable channel.  Since a highly respected news outfit needs a highly respectable name for a show with highly respected anchors, Bearing Drift is soliciting readers to contribute ideas […]

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Intervention: Enter The Doctor

16 October 2010 | Gerry Connolly, Humor & Satire | 6 Comments

Episode two: Some of Congressman Gerry Connolly’s constituents meet with the intervention specialist in order to prepare for what is certain to be a difficult ordeal in helping Gerry recover from his addiction to taxes and spending.  If you missed episode one, you can find it here.

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Intervention: The Decision

8 October 2010 | Gerry Connolly, Humor & Satire | 12 Comments

Concerned about Gerry’s behavior, some friends decide they need to address his addictive and self-destructive behavior.
This is the first episode of a four part series.

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