
Finally, Meet Sharon Pandak!
By Greg L | 21 September 2006 | Humor & Satire, Prince William County | 8 Comments
Craig Vitter has alerted us that Sharon Pandak, Democratic nominee for Chairman of the Board of County Supervisors, has finally gotten her website live with a whopping 47 days left in the campaign. We finally get a chance to meet her, and see what she looks like.
Imagine my surprise to discover she is in fact a bobblehead doll. How disappointing.

My guess is her website designers are going to be going back to retail sales pretty soon.
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That is an awesome idea of a way to raise money for a campaign, sell bobblehead dolls. I would definitely buy one of both Stewart and Pandak. Actually, I think that a matched set of the entire BOCS would be the bomb.
They had to have taken a template and (poorly) photoshopped her head onto that neck. Nobody has a neck that long except ET. She looks like a normal human in the other picture….
I was going to criticize you for making fun of her with a photoshopped picture.
But then I went to her web site and saw that you used the picture THEY posted at the top.
Ouch.
I still feel uncomfortable making fun of what people look like.
Sharon Phone Home………….
Actually, I just looked at the other picture of her on that site (the term “page” is more appropriate since “site” would imply there is more than one page) and it does appear that her neck IS that long.
Well, it certainly does not show well in comparison w/the Stewart site:
http://www.coreystewart.com/
They took down the picture.
But they still haven’t put anything on the page, other than the donations button and a phone number. I wonder if they forwarded the phone to france for her?
Perhaps they should post this:
http://static.flickr.com/98/249741726_14656ecbe6.jpg?v=0