Craig Vitter has alerted us that Sharon Pandak, Democratic nominee for Chairman of the Board of County Supervisors, has finally gotten her website live with a whopping 47 days left in the campaign. We finally get a chance to meet her, and see what she looks like.
Imagine my surprise to discover she is in fact a bobblehead doll. How disappointing.
My guess is her website designers are going to be going back to retail sales pretty soon.
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